…She was clearly offended, as if I wore this skirt on purpose to tempt men. Horrified, I asked what she wanted me to do. She told me to “maybe” just sit at my desk the rest of the day. She also explained how whenever a woman wears white, she should always wear a slip. I left her office feeling completely embarrassed. I looked over at my cubicle neighbor, a chubby girl, who was wearing a lingerie shirt with tiny spaghetti straps that allowed her huge breasts to flop all over her keyboard and wondered how my skirt could be so offensive…