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Cooking in the CIA !
What does a former CIA officer do once she’s no longer a CIA officer and has a family of her own? She writes multiple CIA-inspired books, invents a baby product, goes crazy with a music album (followed by releasing singles and more albums), builds an app and writes children’s picture books and a chapter book series for young readers, of course!
BurpMittĀ®Ā products consist of super-absorbent, organic cotton products for baby and home. Mommy’s Gone Mad! is a comical music album for small children and parents of small children. The children’s album led to working on some more adult music singles. Cooking in the CIA is/was an app with recipes gathered from years of entertaining and world travel. I have since opened up Cooking in the CIA to everyone by creating a portal. In the portal you can join me for tons of recipes, downloadable menus, glimpses into my life, and Secret Agent Tips for your health. Intrigued? Subscribe here!

If you are interested in ocean health and cleaning up our waterways of plastic pollution and biomass, please consider purchasing a WasteShark, a TenderShark, or a MegaShark. RanMarine also has leasing and sponsorship opportunities for these Roombas for the ocean. I am a referral agent for all of the products, so tell them Shelly Mateer sent you! You can also contact me for more information.

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Mommy’s Gone Mad! (as well as the other singles and albums) is/are on Spotify, Deezer, Tidal, Google Play Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, Napster and more!

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